Wednesday, May 26, 2010

We do some dumb shit

There is something about Alcohol that unleashes our inner most animal. There is no time in our lives when we are more raw, uncouth and reckless than when our eyeballs are swelling in a sea of Vodka.

Once upon those who dabbled in 'coke' were the most alive, out there and energized. However this new 'Energy Culture' we are seeing in party goes and clubs is just a further decent into the darkness. The ability of any idiot to substitute Red Bull for the water, coke, or tonic as the mixer for their favorite drink causes mass hysteria and unpredictable behavior. The fact that a single can of Red Bull contains as much as twice the caffeine levels of a single cup of coffee, and an average party go-er may consume between 3 and 10 cans in an evening is nothing short of amazing.

Once our revelers have consumed excessive alcohol and caffeine they are now ready to unleash a new wave of destruction on them selves, each other and society in general.

One such reveler is pictured below, his final stop for the evening was the Tattoo parlor, however instead of letting the experienced professional complete his body art, he insisted on his 'Mate' drawing a 'Dinosaur' on his back.

Well, this is a horror story for the kids.